There’s a noticeable absence of sweet pies at the finer end of dining, too. Chef Calum Franklin is a double-crust pie master extraordinaire. He wrote a book, The Pie Room, about his beloved creations, yet in it, even this master of the craft eschews the sweeter kind, offering tarts and steamed puddings instead.
It’s puzzling because, as a nation, we love the idea of pie (and we love to get pie-eyed, but that’s something completely different). On Instagram, the comments go mad whenever I post a photo of a sweet pie, and our food media do all sorts of clever things with this most traditional of desserts. (delicious. has an amazing mini plum and sauternes version, if you’re interested.) But this spirit of experimentation no longer filters down to the high street where, if we’re lucky, we are offered a lacklustre slice of apple pie.
One proprietor I interrogated blamed the product’s short shelf-life for its (relative) absence, which puzzled me because scones, lemon meringue tarts and cream-filled sponges don’t keep well either. Might the solution be to sell single-serve pies? It works with mince pies… Is the only other option for sweet pie lovers to seek solace in places catering to diasporic populations, proudly selling Greek bougatsa, buko pie from the Philippines or Polish szarlotka? After all, sweet double-crust pies aren’t the sole preserve of the British.
Business owners: I am not suggesting you ape medieval pie makers from whose creations sprang forth musicians and jesters. Nor do I expect you to offer six or more different kinds – but please consider switching one of your other bakes for a sweet pie that’s not just filled with apples. Is the idea really so pie-in-the-sky?
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