12 reasons food is better than a lover

By Izzy Brimeau

If you’re reading this then you probably agree that food is better than a lover. If not, I’ll convince you by the time you reach number 12…

1. A chocolate fondant would never judge you for not changing out of your pyjamas… All weekend.

12 reasons that food is better than a lover

2. This eggy-bread grilled cheese sandwich may leave crumbs but it won’t leave its clothes everywhere.

12 reasons that food is better than a lover

3. Pizza always smells good, especially past midnight and after four pints.

12 reasons that food is better than a lover

4. You don’t need an engagement ring when you have a doughnut ring.

12 reasons that food is better than a lover

5. You can have garlic breath and still enjoy these kisses.

12 reasons that food is better than a lover

6. These cinnamon madeleines won’t care if you double dip.

12 reasons that food is better than a lover

7. You can pick at this monkey bread all you like… without being called a nag.

12 reasons that food is better than a lover

8. This chocolate and red wine bundt cake will release as many endorphins as… well, you know.

12 reasons food is better than a lover

9. You can look at these buns for the rest of your life – they won’t get old (or saggy).

12 reasons food is better than a lover

10. This pie won’t go bacon your heart, it couldn’t if it fried (sorry couldn’t help myself).

12 reasons food is better than a lover

11. If this crème brûlée doesn’t listen to you, you can whack it with a spoon.

12 reasons food is better than a lover

12. The more wine you add, the nicer it gets.

12 reasons food is better than a lover

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