By Izzy Brimeau
If you’re reading this then you probably agree that food is better than a lover. If not, I’ll convince you by the time you reach number 12…
1. A chocolate fondant would never judge you for not changing out of your pyjamas… All weekend.
2. This eggy-bread grilled cheese sandwich may leave crumbs but it won’t leave its clothes everywhere.
3. Pizza always smells good, especially past midnight and after four pints.
4. You don’t need an engagement ring when you have a doughnut ring.
5. You can have garlic breath and still enjoy these kisses.
6. These cinnamon madeleines won’t care if you double dip.
7. You can pick at this monkey bread all you like… without being called a nag.
8. This chocolate and red wine bundt cake will release as many endorphins as… well, you know.
9. You can look at these buns for the rest of your life – they won’t get old (or saggy).
10. This pie won’t go bacon your heart, it couldn’t if it fried (sorry couldn’t help myself).
11. If this crème brûlée doesn’t listen to you, you can whack it with a spoon.
12. The more wine you add, the nicer it gets.